This isn’t like Ash and Pikachu. How the fuck does he expect to catch him?
rest in fucking pieces
nO YOU FUCKING BASTARDS THIS IS HIS STARTER. HIS. STARTER. YOU DON’T THINK YOU DON’T RATIONALIZE YOU DON’T THINK OF YOURSELF IF THE STARTER IS HURT AND YOU CAN IN ANY WAY CUSHION THEIR FALL YOU CUSHION THE DAMN FALL
starter bond is somethin special all right doesnt matter how much that charizard weighs you lift it up
The flight attendant just announced “If you don’t like any of my jokes, there are six exits” and told us where the emergency exits are it was actually the best
"for those of you who are traveling with children… WHY"
"if you’re changing to a flight with a different airline, we don’t care."
he said “okay now get out” once we landed i’m pissing myself
"Yeah, you’re Batman"
WHAT IF SAM CALLED HIM THAT GROWING UP BECAUSE DEAN IS SAM’S HERO, AND BATMAN WAS HIS FAVORITE SUPERHERO
WHAT IF SAM WAS AFRAID OF THE JOKER BECAUSE HE LOOKS LIKE A CLOWN AND WHEN HE WAS LITTLE AND COULDN’T SLEEP DEAN TOLD HIM THAT HE WAS BATMAN AND HED PROTECT SAMMY FROM THE JOKER